I Fought The Law, and The Law Won.... aka Department of Stupid Criminals

"Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won [x2]
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won [x2] "

sung by The Clash

song written by Sonny Curtis


Post those stories here.

 

[Mel70]

27 seconds

DEYYYAAAHHH. LMAOOOOO.

 

[Sunburst]

Dress Up In Cheap Bear Costume. Vandalize Luxury Cars While Wearing Costume As Part of Insurance Fraud.

Those "bear claws" from the costume?? They are actually meat shredders, sold on amazon and in other places for about $20.00.

Tearing Up Luxury Cars In A Bear Suit To Scam Insurance “Really Stupid”

Tearing up a Rolls Royce and other luxury cars in a cheap bear suit in an attempt to scam California insurance companies was “really stupid,” industry and…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[Cousin Dupree]

Dress Up In Cheap Bear Costume. Vandalize Luxury Cars While Wearing Costume As Part of Insurance Fraud.

Those "bear claws" from the costume?? They are actually meat shredders, sold on amazon and in other places for about $20.00.

Tearing Up Luxury Cars In A Bear Suit To Scam Insurance “Really Stupid”

Tearing up a Rolls Royce and other luxury cars in a cheap bear suit in an attempt to scam California insurance companies was “really stupid,” industry and…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[GrandmaBear]

Dress Up In Cheap Bear Costume. Vandalize Luxury Cars While Wearing Costume As Part of Insurance Fraud.

Those "bear claws" from the costume?? They are actually meat shredders, sold on amazon and in other places for about $20.00.

Tearing Up Luxury Cars In A Bear Suit To Scam Insurance “Really Stupid”

Tearing up a Rolls Royce and other luxury cars in a cheap bear suit in an attempt to scam California insurance companies was “really stupid,” industry and…

cowboystatedaily.com

I can't think of a level of dumb dumb enough to call this bunch lol. What a crazy one and what a crazy idea. They're not going to do well in prison, they don't even have any street smarts lol.

 

[Cousin Dupree]

I can't think of a level of dumb dumb enough to call this bunch lol. What a crazy one and what a crazy idea. They're not going to do well in prison, they don't even have any street smarts lol.

How about Bearly able to function.

 

[GrandmaBear]

How about Bearly able to function.

That's a perfect one lol.

At least they weren't "barely" or bare but dressed in a very ridiculous costume and not bare. It's bad enough with the meat claws, I know what they are, I've seen them in my cooking shows or the ads related to them. Pretty darned dumb or as you say, barely functional. Lol. Idiots.

 

[Sunburst]

Man Who Racked Up 7-Foot-Long List Of Citations During Chase Gets Six Months

A Saratoga, Wyoming, man who racked up a 7-foot-long list of citations during a wild chase with a Carbon County Sheriff's Office sergeant got six months…

cowboystatedaily.com

As well as being arrested on a slew of charges, he was also charged with littering when the tailgate of his truck fell off as cops were chasing him. The meth paraphernalia and the rifle were his, the open can of Coors Lite belonged to the woman who was the passenger. Cops also got his dog, who started following the guy through the snow as he tried to flee the cops. That was just part of the story.

There's a country song waiting to be written in this news story. Somewhere.

 

[GrandmaBear]

Man Who Racked Up 7-Foot-Long List Of Citations During Chase Gets Six Months

A Saratoga, Wyoming, man who racked up a 7-foot-long list of citations during a wild chase with a Carbon County Sheriff's Office sergeant got six months…

cowboystatedaily.com

As well as being arrested on a slew of charges, he was also charged with littering when the tailgate of his truck fell off as cops were chasing him. The meth paraphernalia and the rifle were his, the open can of Coors Lite belonged to the woman who was the passenger. Cops also got his dog, who started following the guy through the snow as he tried to flee the cops. That was just part of the story.

There's a country song waiting to be written in this news story. Somewhere.

Wow. That's a read. Seems an awfully light sentence for all those charges. Also would hope the woman would leave someone if he abused her and not go back to him which she apparently has, or stayed throughout even.

 

[Cousin Dupree]

Boater with bad attitude highlights new installment of outdoor dummies

Whether by land or by water, the law always finds a way to catch up to outdoor dummies.

www.democratandchronicle.com

 

[Sunburst]

Cheyenne Man Caught On Call From Jail Trying To Arrange To Move His Meth Stash

A Cheyenne man learned the hard way last week that jailhouse calls are monitored when he was caught trying to arrange to have his meth stash moved. It’s…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[Sunburst]

Drunk Montana Man Trying To Impress Girls Caught Climbing On Jackson Antler Arch

A drunk Montana man was reportedly trying to impress girls by climbing on one of the famous antler arches at the town square in Jackson, Wyoming. He got a…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

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[Sunburst]

Ya think??

Wyoming Sheriff To Criminals: Don’t Sell Drugs To Make Bond On Drug Charges

Laramie County Sheriff Brian Kozak on Friday offered some helpful advice for criminals — don’t talk on a jail telephone about selling stolen stuff and…

cowboystatedaily.com

From the article: Kozak is the Laramie County Wy sheriff. The Sheriff's Office is still looking for another dealer, named Terry Schoolcraft from Cheyenne, who has tattoos on his neck. Schoolcraft has made the "10 Most Wanted List" in WY. He is (alleged to be) trafficking drugs between Denver CO and WY and has been observed purchasing drug quantities from a known Denver drug dealer.

"While all the suspects have their own charges, they know each other through their association with the same suspected drug supplier in Denver, Kozak said.

He also said that while the feedback he gets on his weekly video crime updates is mostly positive, not all are fans.

“I do get some calls sometimes from their mothers, saying I wasn’t very nice to their kids,” Kozak said.

 

[Ranch]

I just noticed this thread. Looks like a good place for some dumb criminal police body cam and courtroom videos. I'll post some when I get a chance.

 

[Mel70]

Ahhhh!!!! I around have counted the number of times the judge said "um". Really annoying. This type of guy will end up killing. Her statement "But I was in love". After abusing you? WTF?!