I Fought The Law, and The Law Won.... aka Department of Stupid Criminals (1 Viewer)

"Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won [x2]
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won [x2] "

sung by The Clash

song written by Sonny Curtis


Post those stories here.

 

[Mel70]

Uhhhh. WOW! And if I didn't know better I would have thought that was the Biblical Moses.

‘Howard Stern Show’ Personality Allegedly Sets Apartment Building On Fire After Getting Annoyed By ‘People Having Sex’ | Oxygen

A man who has made numerous appearances on the “Howard Stern Show” has been arrested on an arson charge in Vermont after he allegedly admitted to a correspondent from the radio show that he intentionally "burned his house down.”

www.oxygen.com

 

[Mel70]

Awwwww.....Maaan. it had to happen in Minnesota. Thanks doofus. WOW.

Charges: Southern Minnesota Man Stole $1,250 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies From Loading Dock

A 43-year-old southern Minnesota man is accused of stealing more than 20 cases of Girl Scout cookies from a loading dock in Rochester over the weekend. The value of the cookies, authorities say, is estimated at $1,250.

minnesota.cbslocal.com

 

[Mel70]

I can't get over that. Felony theft. $1250.00. Man what?!!!

 

[GrandmaBear]

Awwwww.....Maaan. it had to happen in Minnesota. Thanks doofus. WOW.

Charges: Southern Minnesota Man Stole $1,250 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies From Loading Dock

A 43-year-old southern Minnesota man is accused of stealing more than 20 cases of Girl Scout cookies from a loading dock in Rochester over the weekend. The value of the cookies, authorities say, is estimated at $1,250.

minnesota.cbslocal.com

Well I should not make light of it but GS cookies are pretty good and can be addictive...

 

[Mel70]

What a moron. DEYYYAAAHHH!!!!

 

[Mel70]

I would expect that as a dare from teenagers.

 

[Mel70]

OMG! WOW! What an idiot! And what's worse is he's a dangerous idiot. DUHHHH.

Texas Man Tattooed At Gunpoint Before Killing Had Girlfriend’s Name Forcibly Inked On His Neck | Oxygen

A woman allegedly had her name forcibly inked onto her boyfriend’s neck at a tattoo party shortly before a group of men shot him to death last month, Texas police said. Erika Perez, 28, allegedly conspired with four gunmen to abduct and murder her partner Younis Alhassinyani last month...

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[Cousin Dupree]

 

[Sunburst]

Homeowner Shoots Naked Intruder Allegedly Trying to Steal Cat

A homeowner in Newton County, Texas, awoke to an alleged naked intruder in his home Wednesday at about 5:30 a.m. and shot him.

www.breitbart.com

Don't try to steal a cat in Texas .

At about 5:30 a.m. Wednesday, a homeowner in the 190 Block of CR 4161 contacted the Newton County Dispatch Center and stated that he woke up and found an unidentified naked man inside his house. He described the intruder as a white male that appeared to be young, possibly in his early twenties. The homeowner further advised that the unidentified man tried to steal his cat.

From the article:
" KATV noted that the homeowner fired a shot at the suspect and “grazed his right forearm.”

The suspect then fled the home, and a deputy spotted him running naked. The suspect was apprehended and taken to the hospital to have his wound treated. "

 

[Cousin Dupree]

Homeowner Shoots Naked Intruder Allegedly Trying to Steal Cat

A homeowner in Newton County, Texas, awoke to an alleged naked intruder in his home Wednesday at about 5:30 a.m. and shot him.

www.breitbart.com

Don't try to steal a cat in Texas .



From the article:
" KATV noted that the homeowner fired a shot at the suspect and “grazed his right forearm.”

The suspect then fled the home, and a deputy spotted him running naked. The suspect was apprehended and taken to the hospital to have his wound treated. "

He's lucky the guy didn't shoot him in the uhhhh.... uhhhh.... well you know.

 

[Sunburst]

Helpful Tip # 3456 Remember to fill up the gas tank of the getaway car BEFORE you decide to rob the bank.....

Dimwitted Gillette Bank Robber Steals $2,000 Then Stops To Buy Gas In Getaway Car, Then Arrested

A bank robber was successful in stealing $2,000 from a bank in Gillette. But his getaway was hampered when he stopped to buy gas immediately after the…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[Guess Who]

Helpful Tip # 3456 Remember to fill up the gas tank of the getaway car BEFORE you decide to rob the bank.....

Dimwitted Gillette Bank Robber Steals $2,000 Then Stops To Buy Gas In Getaway Car, Then Arrested

A bank robber was successful in stealing $2,000 from a bank in Gillette. But his getaway was hampered when he stopped to buy gas immediately after the…

cowboystatedaily.com

Might have needed to rob the bank first

 

[Mel70]

Might have needed to rob the bank first

He did. He didn’t get gas first. ️ Duhhh. Moron. But only $2,000 from a bank robbery?. You suck at this. And planning.

 

[Guess Who]

He did. He didn’t get gas first. ️ Duhhh. Moron. But only $2,000 from a bank robbery?. You suck at this. And planning.

I mean had no money to get gas with before robbing the bank.

 

[Mel70]

I mean had no money to get gas with before robbing the bank.

Yeah. AHAHAHAAAA.

 

[Mel70]

Had enough to get to the bank though.

 

[Mel70]

LMAOOOOO. Stupid says that's stupid. OMG. AHAHAHAAAA. Please don't try to commit any more crimes. You are really bad at it. You might hurt yourself.

 

[Mel70]

It would be really funny if it was "Full Serve". Yeah uh. Check the oil and get the windows. Thank you very much. No hurry.

 

[Cousin Dupree]

The sad thing is it appears he was a homeless man looking to get arrested, so he could get indoors and get a shower and have something hot to eat.

 

[GrandmaBear]

He did. He didn’t get gas first. ️ Duhhh. Moron. But only $2,000 from a bank robbery?. You suck at this. And planning.

Uhm from my experience your bank doesn't even have $1,100 on hane. They can't right or they could give it right bank when an error? Where does it all go each hour? Hmm. Home to keep in the freezer until Brinks comes?