I Fought The Law, and The Law Won.... aka Department of Stupid Criminals (1 Viewer)

"Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won [x2]
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won [x2] "

sung by The Clash

song written by Sonny Curtis


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[Sunburst]

If you're known on the streets and to the cops as "Crackpipe" maybe you should reconsider life choices....

Gillette Man Nicknamed 'CRACKPIPE' Accused In Another Burglary

Gillette police say they caught a man who goes by the alias "CRACKPIPE" stealing a bagel shop baker's purse to buy lockpicks with her credit card. That…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[Mel70]

If you're known on the streets and to the cops as "Crackpipe" maybe you should reconsider life choices....

Gillette Man Nicknamed 'CRACKPIPE' Accused In Another Burglary

Gillette police say they caught a man who goes by the alias "CRACKPIPE" stealing a bagel shop baker's purse to buy lockpicks with her credit card. That…

cowboystatedaily.com

Wow. WTG Crackpipe!!! ~===□

 

[Guess Who]

When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling.

 

[Mel70]

When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling.

Stupid at least it's finest.

 

[Guess Who]

Arrested for not having a valid boat registration

Texas man arrested after intentionally driving Cybertruck into lake to test 'wade mode,' police say

The man is facing criminal charges after he steered his Cybertruck into a lake on purpose. Here's why he did it, police say.

www.yahoo.com