I Fought The Law, and The Law Won.... aka Department of Stupid Criminals

"Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won [x2]
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won [x2] "

sung by The Clash

song written by Sonny Curtis


Post those stories here.

 

[Sunburst]

If you're known on the streets and to the cops as "Crackpipe" maybe you should reconsider life choices....

Gillette Man Nicknamed 'CRACKPIPE' Accused In Another Burglary

Gillette police say they caught a man who goes by the alias "CRACKPIPE" stealing a bagel shop baker's purse to buy lockpicks with her credit card. That…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[Mel70]

If you're known on the streets and to the cops as "Crackpipe" maybe you should reconsider life choices....

Gillette Man Nicknamed 'CRACKPIPE' Accused In Another Burglary

Gillette police say they caught a man who goes by the alias "CRACKPIPE" stealing a bagel shop baker's purse to buy lockpicks with her credit card. That…

cowboystatedaily.com

Wow. WTG Crackpipe!!! ~===□

 

[Guess Who]

When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling.

 

[Mel70]

When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling.

Stupid at least it's finest.

 

[Guess Who]

Arrested for not having a valid boat registration

Texas man arrested after intentionally driving Cybertruck into lake to test 'wade mode,' police say

The man is facing criminal charges after he steered his Cybertruck into a lake on purpose. Here's why he did it, police say.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Sunburst]

Break into the county jail to hide from the cops after running from the cops.....

Oops! Man Running From Cheyenne Cops Tries To Break Into Laramie County Jail

A man trying to run from police in Cheyenne early Thursday morning made the chase easy by unknowingly trying to break into the Laramie County jail. “You…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[Sunburst]

Do you want sour cream with that?

Cheyenne Man Who Told Trooper That Pound Of Meth Was A Burrito Gets 8 Years In Jail

A Cheyenne man who told a trooper that a pound of meth that was sticking out from under his butt was just a burrito was sentenced to more than 8 years in…

cowboystatedaily.com

 

[Cousin Dupree]

Do you want sour cream with that?

Cheyenne Man Who Told Trooper That Pound Of Meth Was A Burrito Gets 8 Years In Jail

A Cheyenne man who told a trooper that a pound of meth that was sticking out from under his butt was just a burrito was sentenced to more than 8 years in…

cowboystatedaily.com

If the guy has pants on, how could he see anything protruding from his buttocks.

"Right" buttocks? I only have one hole down there!